“HQ, Agent N.U.T.S. 15807 on location,” I reported.
Nothing Unusual To See (N.U.T.S.) is a secret worldwide organization with the sole aim of reporting to the boss and keeping our records up to date. This is just one more mission, my disguise a squirrel.
Scampering up a branch, I peer through a window then contact HQ, “Add subject to the NI list. Moving to next subject.”
A moment later the rarer, “NA list.”
I suddenly realized I was still wearing my official N.U.T.S. hat. It’s quickly hidden. Elves in disguise helping with Santa’s NAughty and NIce list can’t be discovered.