“I finally bought a present for Julia’s 60th.”

I was a little dubious. John’s ideas for a gift were, well… let’s just say they aren’t always thought out.

“What have you bought her?”

Afraid someone might overhear, he whispered.

“You bought her what!? You can’t,” I was surprised he’d outdone himself.

I couldn’t talk him out of it. He was determined.

Tweet to John: “Julia here. I know who you are and where you live.”

Seeing her post about a scarf she thought more of a bolas, he had decided to send her a cow so she would have something to floor and brand.
 

 
I hope Julia doesn’t mind me using her photograph.

Click on this sentence if you want to see the mentioned post from Julia.