“I finally bought a present for Julia’s 60th.”
I was a little dubious. John’s ideas for a gift were, well… let’s just say they aren’t always thought out.
“What have you bought her?”
Afraid someone might overhear, he whispered.
“You bought her what!? You can’t,” I was surprised he’d outdone himself.
I couldn’t talk him out of it. He was determined.
Tweet to John: “Julia here. I know who you are and where you live.”