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Saturday Centus Week 91 – Prompt: “We know where all the bodies are buried.” – in 108 words – “What did he say?”

 

“Mummy?”

“Yes, Michael.”

“I think my teacher has killed some people.”

“Why would you think that?”

“I heard another teacher tell her, ‘We know where all the bodies are buried.’.”

Mummy smiled, “That’s not what it means, Michael. It means the other teacher knew all about something that had happened not that your teacher really killed someone.”

“Oh?” Michael was still confused.

“It’s what’s called an idiom. An idiom doesn’t really mean what it says.”

The next day, “Miss Jones?”

“Yes, Michael?”

“I thought you had killed someone because a teacher said she knew about the bodies but mummy explained.”

“What did she say?”

“You’re an idiot, miss.”

 

 
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100 Word Challenge for Grown Ups – Week#29 – Prompt: Wednesday – 100 words + prompt – “Smile”

 

Wednesday… what can I say?

Just the seeing Wednesday come around is enough to bring chills down the spine. If there’s trouble, you know it’s Wednesday. When Wednesday is coming, we prepare ourselves for what might happen.

Someone has drawn on the wall. It’s Wednesday.

Toys have been left scattered over the floor. It’s Wednesday.

A bottle of drink has been spilt. It’s Wednesday.

“Wednesday!” I call out in frustration.

A little face appears from the next room, “Yes, granddaddy?”

I smile at the innocent face, “Granddad needs a hug.”

Wednesday is here. I wouldn’t have it any other way.